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  Praise for the Sophie Katz Novels by Kyra Davis

  Sex, Murder And A Double Latte

  “Packs a bigger jolt than a Venti latte at Starbucks”

  —Cosmopolitan

  “A terrific mystery. Kyra Davis comes up with the right mix of snappy and spine-tingling.”

  —The Detroit Free Press

  Passion, Betrayal & Killer Highlights

  “(A) high-octane hookup.”

  —Cosmopolitan (A Red Hot Read)

  “Davis spins a tale full of unexpected turns and fun humor.”

  —Romantic Times

  Obsession, Deceit And Really Dark Chocolate

  “Wry sociopolitical commentary, the playful romantic negotiations between Anatoly and Sophie and plenty of Starbucks coffee keep this steamy series chugging along.”

  —Publisher’s Weekly

  “The tensions between Sophie and Anatoly is thick right from the beginning and paired with the mystery it kept me turning pages to see if and when it would explode.”

  —Romance Junkies

  Lust, Loathing And A Little Lip Gloss

  “A cast of quirky, wonderful characters, a well-crafted plot and a generous helping of snarky humor make this one a winner. Sophie’s sassy first-person narration is a bonus—she’s one of a kind.

  —Romantic Times

  “Humor, romance and an appealing, spirited protagonist”

  —Publisher’s Weekly

  Vows, Vendettas & A Little Black Dress

  “There’s not a “normal” (read boring) character in the bunch, which is what makes this series so much fun.”

  —Booklist

  “If you enjoy an amusing and colorful story, this is the book for you. The read is fast with gripping but funny suspense. I loved Sophie’s devious little mind.”

  —Freshfiction.com

  Vanity, Vengeance & A Weekend in Vegas

  “…witty and funny…a fun read”

  —Alli’s World

  “…I devoured this book…loved getting back into Sophie’s world.”

  —Mommy Snarks A Lot

  Praise for Davis’ Other Books

  Just One Night series

  “…crackling with intensity. Davis...skillfully creates an uplifting story in which sex is presented both a freedom and as a metaphor for power, and where raw chemistry is the clear winner over bland complacency.”

  —Publishers Weekly (starred review)

  So Much For My Happy Ending

  “Davis’ tragicomic tale is both entertaining and horrifying at once….harrowing…hopeful and even wildly funny at times.”

  —Romantic Times

  Pure Sin Series

  “I’m absolutely in love with this series…so much passion, so much intrigue”

  —Jessys Book Club

  This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real places are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and events are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or places or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  Copyright © 2017 by Kyra Davis

  All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever.

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  I dedicate this book to my readers. Your passion and loyalty to Sophie hasn’t just kept her alive but caused her to thrive. You’ve also kept me smiling. Thank you!

  I need to thank Ellie McLove for squeezing this book into her editing schedule at the last minute. Also thanks to Shannon Passmore for putting up with me as I constantly changed the dates in regards to when I would get her this book for formatting. I also need to give major props to my fantastic cover-design artist, Nicole of Cover Shot Creations. Sophie has never looked so good! And of course I need to thank my husband Rod and my son Isaac for patiently waiting for me to step out of the world of Sophie to join them in the world of reality. Lastly, I must thank my dogs who are never patient but always make me smile.

  “I have a tendency to self-medicate. If I don’t I suffer from extended periods of debilitating sanity.”

  --Dying To Laugh

  “Well?” Anatoly asked as I stood in the middle of his new office, absorbing the room.

  I turned, lifting my chin, seeing a shadowy reflection of myself in his dark brown eyes. He hadn’t shaved that morning. There were strands of grey mixed in with the coarse black hair dotting his chin. It made him look more rugged than old. His arms were crossed against his black T-shirt and his legs crossed at the ankles as he leaned back against his new, but used desk. Even when relaxed he looked a little dangerous. He served in both the Russian and Israeli army before moving here. I learned not long ago that he had also done some work for the Russian mafia during the years of his reckless youth, although he assured me he wasn’t truly part of the organization. More of a 1099 employee. He never killed for them which is not the same thing as saying he never killed.

  You’d think that last part would be a problem for my family but my sister, Leah, thought someone as temperamental and incautious as me should be grateful to be able to hold onto any man and my mother was so happy I was finally sharing my bed with a fellow Jew she was willing to overlook a few unreported felonies. People are always surprised to hear of her biases since my African American father wasn’t Jewish, but then he did change his name from Christianson to Katz just to appeal to my mother’s sense of cultural identity. As nuns change their names when they take a vow to live a life of poverty, chastity and obedience my father changed his name when he vowed to live a life defined by matrimony, family and general insanity. He died eighteen years ago yet the wound still stings whenever I allow my mind to touch it.

  The muffled sound of a honking horn from the street below brought me back to the moment. Anatoly was waiting for my response and as patient as he was, he didn’t actually like to wait.

  “Do you really want to hear this?” My fingers moved from my bag to my black and white eternity scarf.

  His jaw tightened ever so slightly. “Stop the games,” he demanded, his Russian accent becoming a bit more pronounced.

  I nodded and took a deep breath. “It’s…cute.”

  The aggressiveness of the silence that followed was a little frightening.

  “Cute,” he eventually repeated, drawing out the word, making it sound like the venomous insult he perceived it to be.

  I hesitated a moment before blurting out, “Oh my God, Anatoly, it’s more than cute. It’s fucking adorable. Your office is adorable.”

  “It’s not adorable,” he snapped. “It’s conveniently located, it gets natural light, it has its own attached bathroom, it’s a sophisticated space--”

  “Weeeellll,” I hedged as my eyes moved from the light yellow w
alls to the white painted trim of the paned windows. “It’s sophisticated in a Simply Hello Kitty kind of way. But I do like it. The way they integrated the seashells and daisies into the crown molding…it’s really…”

  “Don’t say it.”

  “It’s so cute!”

  He slammed his hand down on the desk and turned his glare to the window. “I’m getting a new office.”

  “You just signed a lease. Did it come with these furnishings?” I gestured to the only furniture in the room, the desk, a brown tufted leather office chair and two cushioned, wicker armchairs. “They absolutely fit the space. Totally charming.”

  “I’ll paint the walls black.”

  “Then it’ll just be adorably goth.” I opened the door to what I assumed was a closet. It was a half bath with an old-fashioned pedestal sink that looked like it was plucked right out of a Victorian dollhouse. I got my smile in check before turning and walking over and perching myself on the edge of his desk, dangling my legs in his direction. “You know,” I said in my most soothing tone, “you can be a pretty intimidating guy.”

  Anatoly made a noise that sounded like a half-hearted growl. He was nowhere near mollified.

  “You can be,” I insisted. “You have a mean glare when you’re mad. You’re like a hot James Bond villain.” I shrugged off my purse from my shoulder. “It can be a problem.”

  “What are you talking about?”

  “When you hire a P.I. you have to share a few secrets with him,” I pointed out. “Open up the door to some of the more private areas of your life. It’s hard to do that with an intimidating, tough guy. You need to take it down a notch. And you know how you do that?”

  “I think I know where you’re going with this.”

  “You need a super cute office,” I continued with a nod. “When prospective clients come through that door they’ll say, okay, so he looks like he could kill me but those crown moldings of his are simply delightful!”

  He let his chin drop to his chest, his neck bent from the burden of my indictment.

  “Who’s the first client who gets to be enchanted by this place?” I asked.

  “It’s a new one,” he grumbled. “He wants me to help him track down his stalker.”

  “You haven’t had a stalker case in a while. Is the stalker a woman or a man?”

  “He doesn’t actually know.” I tried not to giggle as I watched Anatoly’s eyes wander up to the crown moldings and then dart away in shame. “He says someone put a miniature tracking device on his car. A very high-tech piece.”

  “Really?” Not many people would have the capability to do something like that. “Does he think the person who planted it is dangerous?”

  “Very. But of course people’s perceptions don’t always match the reality, particularly if they feel threatened. In those cases they’ll often exaggerate the danger in their own mind. I’ll get a better sense of the situation once I talk to him in person.”

  I let that sink in as I pushed myself to my feet and walked over to the window. The office was on the second floor of a classic three story San Francisco Edwardian. It had been converted to accommodate ground floor boutiques fitting of the recently gentrified little shopping area. The Thanksgiving weekend had just ended and the gift buying season was in full swing. From where I stood I could see the pedestrians wandering in and out of an organic, twelve-dollar-a-drink juice bar, an art gallery selling five thousand dollar sculptures made of recycled paint cans and a jewelry store that advertised conflict-free diamonds. Excess and apology all neatly wrapped up in one pretty little bow. Two years ago I had turned in a manuscript; Dying to Laugh, the final installment of my Alicia Bright murder mystery series, set on these very streets. My publisher packaged it, slapped a virtual bow on it and I sat back and watched as it ascended to the top of the New York Times bestsellers list. It was the sixth time an Alicia Bright mystery had reached the number one spot.

  I had loved writing the series but it was time to move on. I needed to challenge myself, write new characters, prove to the world I could do more.

  Except I hadn’t done that. I hadn’t written a word in seventeen months. There was something wrong with me.

  From the corner of my eye I noted a figure standing a little too still, maybe looking up in my direction, but when I turned my head I saw that it was just a man in a black baseball cap, looking down at his phone, not up. He quickly turned and walked away, head still bent toward his device. Why were all these tech guys bothering to move to such a beautiful city if they were incapable of dragging their attention away from their screens?

  “Does he have any idea who would want to stalk him?” I asked Anatoly, keeping us on a less depressing subject. “Or what they might hope to gain from it?”

  “I think he does, but he didn’t want to talk about it on the phone.”

  “Oh?” I ran my finger over the white painted wood that supported the squares of glass. “Because he thought someone might be listening in on the call?”

  “That was the impression I got, yes. I don’t anticipate that it’ll be a dangerous assignment but it is…” he left the sentence incomplete as he drifted off into thought.

  “Interesting,” I said, electing to finish his statement as I turned back to face him. “That’s a very interesting case.”

  “Yes,” he said. Was that a note of guilt I heard in his voice? “It’s been a while since I’ve had one of those.”

  It had been. Over the last few years, Anatoly has been offered an increasingly steady stream of cases dealing with insurance fraud, identity theft and wayward spouses. Well paying, low-risk cases. There was nothing to complain about. He was doing great.

  We were doing great too, despite my writer’s block (which I had purposely kept him in the dark about). From the moment we became a couple, Anatoly and I had either been on the precipice of a breakup or basking in the post-coital glow of reconciliation. His flaws have always scratched against mine in just the right way, igniting the most beautiful firework displays our city had ever seen. It all sort of came to a head in a chaotic, messy weekend in Vegas about two and a half years ago. We almost killed each other on that trip. But then some cartel chick named Margarita tried to kill me. Then a grudge bearing Russian dude named Alex Kinsky helped Anatoly save me from Margarita but also threatened to kill Anatoly and, well…it was just really complicated. After a rapid succession of near-death experiences, Anatoly and I decided that peacefully loving each other was better than strangling one another.

  And now we had reached this place in our relationship that was just…different. We’ve fallen into a routine. A good routine. One that involves a lot of classic movie nights, reading the morning paper over cappuccino, the occasional ride along the beach on his Harley, glorious home-cooked meals (prepared exclusively by him) and great sex…although the latter wasn’t happening as frequently as it used to and sometimes it seemed the intensity wasn’t quite as, well, intense…but that was probably my imagination and it was still better than anything I’d had with anyone else by a lot. For the first time in over a decade, I had no deadlines hanging over my head, no conflicts, no drama, no chaos. This must be what all those fairy tales were talking about when they said they lived happily ever after.

  But then, maybe not. I was hardly an expert on fairy tales. Only the dark ones interested me.

  I smiled up at Anatoly and clasped my hands behind my back, the picture of innocence. “When’s he coming?”

  “In less than forty minutes and I believe you have a hair appointment in an hour. So if you’re done insulting my office--” He gallantly gestured to the door.

  “That’s tomorrow.” I self-consciously pulled at my hair. The fact that Anatoly remembered I had a salon appointment at all was an indication of how out of control my hair had gotten since my last one. “Today’s my lunch with Dena.”

  “Great, say hello for me.”

  “Can I help?”

  He hesitated, his jaw tightening ever so slightly. “Help w
ith what?”

  “Can I sit in on your meeting? You could say I’m your secretary. I could take notes.”

  His sigh was almost heavy enough to squash my hopes. Almost. “You’re not my secretary, so no.”

  “Oh come on, I’ll keep everything confidential. And maybe I’ll have some good insights that can help you. I mean, I do have some experience with this kind of thing.”

  “Experience?” He shook his head and stuck his thumbs in the pockets of his jeans. “Stumbling upon a few crime scenes doesn’t make you an investigator. It makes you unlucky and accident prone.”

  I sat down in the chair behind his desk, swiveling it back and forth as I kept my eyes firmly on his. “I solved those crimes that I stumbled upon. I might just be a black Veronica Mars in the making.”

  “Yes, except you haven’t solved a crime since that show was canceled. And wasn’t Veronica Mars supposed to be eighteen?”

  “It hasn’t been that long and…okay, fine, I’m a little older than Veronica was,” I said, coolly.

  “Yes, by almost twenty ye--”

  “Don’t.” I snapped. I rested my elbows on his desk and my chin in my hands. “Come on, let me be your secretary, just for the length of one meeting. Or even your assistant! It would be fun! Every Sherlock needs a Watson.”

  “You’re not my Watson. And you have other plans this afternoon.”

  “I’ll text Dena and tell her I’m going to be late. Come on, it’ll be like old times.”

  “Sophie--”

  “Please, Anatoly.” But my tone had changed against my wishes. I had wanted to sound teasing but persuasive. I hadn’t meant for that note of desperation to sneak in there.

  Anatoly heard it. I could tell by the way he shifted his weight back on his heels and tilted his head half an inch to the side. He was going to ask me one of those horribly generic questions that people ask their lovers like: What’s going on with you? Or Is everything okay?

  I didn’t know what was going on with me even though I felt the weight of it. I couldn’t explain and I really, really didn’t want to try.